Mk 1 : Intra-ship - video

[aes_thetic]

So. Who the hell do I talk to around here about getting a job in the...uh. Engineering section.

Because they wear spiffy yellow shirts. Which is kind of my color. Mostly. I usually prefer some red splashed in there, but I'll forego the highlights if I can get the job.

Bee-Tee-Dubs, yes I blew out the lights on Deck 4 two days ago. No, it wasn't my fault, I swear. Hot Forehead Chick distracted me. And also she had some weird taser thing, I'm still not 100% convinced she didn't blow out the deck just to prove me wrong.

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[aes_thetic]

Pfft. Typing on a screen is just the same as touch type on a keyboard. You just have to practice.

I have no sympathy for anybody who can't be bothered to learn a new skill-set because it's different from their current skill-set.

If you want, I'll program you a Typing Adventure game. It'll have bleeping music and flashing graphics. For newbies.

[senkan_yamato]

It is quite different. I do not know any snappy metaphors, but rest assured, this is different from a typewriter, let alone a computer.

...Civility is not something that costs you time or money. The effort you use to insult me could be easily turned to more productive ends. I am aware that I am behind the times and a bit out of date, that has never not been the case. That does not mean you are any less rude for jeering at it.

[aes_thetic]

Honey, I'm not insulting you. Believe me, you'd know if I was insulting you.

I'm encouraging you to learn something new. Everybody should do it at least once a week.

[senkan_yamato]

Your claims are at odds then. Because I know I feel quite insulted, despite your insistance to the contrary.

There is quite enough 'new' here to last me twenty years. Starting with those 'replicators' though they do not do a very good job of it.

[aes_thetic]

[Tony is facepalming in a most epic manner.]

Excuse me, but since when is telling you to learn a new skill an insult? I mean, I'm genuinely curious. See, if I was insulting you, I'd say something like 'You're obviously not smart enough to learn this new skill,' but I didn't. I even offered to help you.

Methinks the lady doth get butthurt too much.

[senkan_yamato]

And I think that such an attitude is both uncalled for and unwise. It matters little if you have intended to cause insult, insult has been caused.

[ She points at him on the screen, even though he cannot see her. ]

You may yet make amends, but the opportunity to do so is rapidly diminishing.

[aes_thetic]

[Massive eyeroll. Epic eyeroll. Eyeroll of destiny and ugh.]

Fine. I'm sorry I encouraged you to push button learn a thing.

[senkan_yamato]

Why do I suspect that was as sincere as an attempt to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge?