Mk 1 : Intra-ship - video

[aes_thetic]

So. Who the hell do I talk to around here about getting a job in the...uh. Engineering section.

Because they wear spiffy yellow shirts. Which is kind of my color. Mostly. I usually prefer some red splashed in there, but I'll forego the highlights if I can get the job.

Bee-Tee-Dubs, yes I blew out the lights on Deck 4 two days ago. No, it wasn't my fault, I swear. Hot Forehead Chick distracted me. And also she had some weird taser thing, I'm still not 100% convinced she didn't blow out the deck just to prove me wrong.

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[condemned_copper]

[The feed opens and there is a very nonplussed redhead with her hair in a simple chignon staring back at Tony, arms crossed.]

So YOU'RE the one responsible for the lovely blackout whilst I was bang slap in the middle of showering the other day; bloody well near slipped and broke my neck.

Well done.

[A beat.]

Oh, and as for trying out for a job in...engineering, was it? Perhaps you'd better rethink that. [Smirk.]

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[aes_thetic]

If the lights going out in the shower causes you to slip, you should stop doing the Macarena in the shower. Just a suggestion.

Hey, everything was going fine until HFC threw off my mojo.

[condemned_copper]

[Now the folded arms went to her hips, one hand resting on each as she canted her head to one side, lips pursing in further dismay.]

Very funny. And 'mojo'...what kind are we talking about? The kind of 'mojo' that leads an absolute novice on this ship to be tinkering about with things you've no business tinkering? --Oh, no. Sorry. I think that's called 'hubris'.

[A slow, amused smirk.]

[aes_thetic]

'I Think That's Called Hubris' is the name of my next album.

PS: Not a novice. Not even close.

[condemned_copper]

[Her eyeroll can't be more epic than it is right at this moment.]

PPS: I would think ALL of us are. Novices, that is. Unless, you consider yourself amongst the original crew. And if that's the case, where's your uniform?